SNSD Jessica to star in Korean version of "Legally Blonde: The Musical"

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    SNSD Jessica to star in Korean version of "Legally Blonde: The Musical"

    Post by queenbee on Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:49 am



    Yes folks, you read that right.

    SNSD member, Jessica Jung, will be starring in the Korean version of "Legally Blonde: The Musical" starting on the second week of November alongside actor Kim Dong Wook.

    I get the whole "idol-star-transitioning-into-musical-actors"... but JESSICA JUNG?????

    This is the same girl whose voice broke during their ONE song performance while singing only ONE line in a music program...

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    Never mind the fact that her voice has always been screechy, nasal, and thin. She has been stated as one of SNSD's "main" vocals, but only due to the fact that SNSD never really had any good vocalists. So why did she get the part, when its blatantly obvious Jessica is not, and has never been, a strong vocalist?

    As for dancing, she is also the same girl, who, during their LIPSYNCHED performance of Shinhwa's T.O.P., couldn't hold a dancer's pose for three seconds.



    I'll give you three guesses on who "keeled" over... And that was after two-three takes of the same routine.

    7 years of training must have been rough, considering that she can't sing properly, dance properly... and act properly? Wait.. has she even acted in a drama before? Be it TV, movie, or cable, has Jessica Jung appealed to any of Korean entertainment's PDs for a possible acting gig?

    NO

    She has never done any acting prior to this (if you don't count the failed Horror Factory she did with SNSD).

    Jessica, Jessica, Jessica.. didn't your Heechul hyung oppa tell you that in a musical you will be SINGING and DANCING and ACTING all at the same time? But then again, he does have this strange penchant of embarrassing you and making a fool of your singing and dancing(Heesica anyone?), so he just saved himself the trouble.

    My guess is, one of the reason why they "cast" her in that musical is her blonde "look"...


    Yeah.. sure... the lead actress in "Legally Blonde" has a bubbly, hyper, and amiable character. Waaay different from Jessica's "Ice Princess" persona that she maintains to a T.

    I'd usually say, let's have a look and see what will happen on this impending disaster, but I'll save myself the trouble and just NOT BOTHER AT ALL.


    ONE MORE THING!
    Please try not to use blondes as the bad part of this article.
    I'm sure Jessicka is "special" enough to have her own line of insults


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    Re: SNSD Jessica to star in Korean version of "Legally Blonde: The Musical"

    Post by cancerian on Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:54 am

    eww she cant sing. they should let any of the CSJH girls do it, and they will do it great (: and it will be best if its Bada, Bada is like wow.
    this is gonna be a failure minus the fact that perverted ahjusshis will go

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    Re: SNSD Jessica to star in Korean version of "Legally Blonde: The Musical"

    Post by itishotat2pm on Thu 27 Aug 2009, 12:08 pm

    When I saw this I wanted to puke. Key would be a better blonde...

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    Re: SNSD Jessica to star in Korean version of "Legally Blonde: The Musical"

    Post by desertthem on Thu 27 Aug 2009, 1:47 pm

    f**ken failure!
    she can't even act worth shit! i'll just wait and laugh my head off...she is worthless
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    Re: SNSD Jessica to star in Korean version of "Legally Blonde: The Musical"

    Post by pinkrebel18 on Thu 27 Aug 2009, 2:11 pm

    Jessica + Elle Woods + Acting + Singing + Dancing = Great Disaster!

    she's picked because of her fake blonde hair. that's not good enough...
    this girl has no genes in TALENT. Legally Blonde? so not legal haha..

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    Re: SNSD Jessica to star in Korean version of "Legally Blonde: The Musical"

    Post by YooSulover on Thu 27 Aug 2009, 2:32 pm

    i'm a bit eager to see how she will do in this.
    i kind of doubt she'll do good though. i mean,
    she cracks a lot on live performances. she can
    even hardly dance and sing at the same time, let
    alone, she can't dance or sing alone. hmmm.....
    what a fail that this will be.
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    Re: SNSD Jessica to star in Korean version of "Legally Blonde: The Musical"

    Post by xdinoxrawr on Thu 27 Aug 2009, 6:49 pm

    you know what she is a blonde i mean she's as stupid as a blonde she always seems to be having blonde moments
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    Re: SNSD Jessica to star in Korean version of "Legally Blonde: The Musical"

    Post by JC_chococat on Thu 27 Aug 2009, 6:53 pm

    doing 3 things at once could be hard for her
    doing them perfectly is even harder
    I'll just wait & see if her fake blonde hair will do her any good


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    Re: SNSD Jessica to star in Korean version of "Legally Blonde: The Musical"

    Post by soshihater on Thu 27 Aug 2009, 8:25 pm

    lol at least she gets a suitable role for her. a dumb blonde girl who just can whine and do nothing else.. aish i guess sooman still has some cash in his piggy bank.
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    Re: SNSD Jessica to star in Korean version of "Legally Blonde: The Musical"

    Post by lirujoong on Thu 27 Aug 2009, 8:33 pm

    Can't wait to see this musical crash!
    I wanna count how many times Jessica cracks and mess up some dance move or forget a line...
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    Re: SNSD Jessica to star in Korean version of "Legally Blonde: The Musical"

    Post by queenbqty on Thu 27 Aug 2009, 8:36 pm

    lsm soooooooooooo paid for this. Anyone who pays to see this horror show will be legally blind and deaf. She's not even blond.
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    Re: SNSD Jessica to star in Korean version of "Legally Blonde: The Musical"

    Post by ~MiXiHae~DBSK on Thu 27 Aug 2009, 9:37 pm

    Sicka??
    wrong choice!!
    she is bad at singing and now MUSICAL??!!
    God!
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    Re: SNSD Jessica to star in Korean version of "Legally Blonde: The Musical"

    Post by loraine on Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:23 pm

    i foresee this musicial to prolly be a flop...
    bad choice in selecting characters... Razz
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    Re: SNSD Jessica to star in Korean version of "Legally Blonde: The Musical"

    Post by SuperJunior on Fri 28 Aug 2009, 1:41 am

    That's not even blond
    you colorblind people
    she can't sing
    act
    or dance
    she's just stupid

    HAHAHAHA did you see their comments??
    'She was probably sick'
    'Everyone makes mistakes'
    'We still luv you jess'

    NO WE DONT. XD and come on? A mistake after 7 years of training??
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    Re: SNSD Jessica to star in Korean version of "Legally Blonde: The Musical"

    Post by Mexicooh on Fri 28 Aug 2009, 3:47 am

    tbh i think she'll portray elle woods the best because she is ditzy in real life and stupid oh and fake. all she has to do is be like herself in real life. as for the singing and dancing she'll be booed off stage
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    Re: SNSD Jessica to star in Korean version of "Legally Blonde: The Musical"

    Post by jaejae19 on Fri 28 Aug 2009, 4:08 am

    I've always looked up and RESPECTED Elle Woods' character.

    So Jawsicka... let's see you destroy it.


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    Re: SNSD Jessica to star in Korean version of "Legally Blonde: The Musical"

    Post by AngelaLoveSuperJunior on Fri 28 Aug 2009, 6:33 am

    Her Hair Isn't Even Blonde

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    Re: SNSD Jessica to star in Korean version of "Legally Blonde: The Musical"

    Post by akosiako on Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:24 am

    She's not even even naturally pretty to be an Elle Woods. I mean WTH. When I read about this a while ago, it made me puke. I MEAN. JESSICA IRON JAW as the star of Legally Blonde... and it's a musical! She won't be successful.
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    Re: SNSD Jessica to star in Korean version of "Legally Blonde: The Musical"

    Post by ciicii96 on Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:47 am

    she's gonna FAIL !
    && ii Didnt even know that her hair colour was even considered blonde ?
    WTH ??
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    Re: SNSD Jessica to star in Korean version of "Legally Blonde: The Musical"

    Post by ZZZDevil on Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:52 am

    Acting along with singing and dancing??? She can't properly sing and dance at all....This will become the most hilarious scene as ever if she were going to act....Can't w8 to see to laugh her shitty acting plus her singing and dancing...
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    Re: SNSD Jessica to star in Korean version of "Legally Blonde: The Musical"

    Post by shitdaesucks on Fri 28 Aug 2009, 10:51 am

    Omg why can't people see she is a terrible singer? O_O
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    Post by SuJuNiNi on Fri 28 Aug 2009, 11:35 am

    That was awesome, LMAO!

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    Post by Guest on Fri 28 Aug 2009, 3:34 pm

    you've gotta be kidding me Oh No
    she can't hit high notes n cracks a lot n she's gonna be in a musical where TALENT is concerned??!
    dear me, lets see how she fares in this...(the outcome is soooooo obvious anyway, so why bother wait 4 it) bragging
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    Re: SNSD Jessica to star in Korean version of "Legally Blonde: The Musical"

    Post by Drology on Fri 28 Aug 2009, 3:52 pm

    It really bothers me that people keep saying she's blonde. That's not blonde, that's ORANGE, and she can't really pull it off. I've yet to a see a celebrity in Asia who can. Jessica is no exception.

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    Re: SNSD Jessica to star in Korean version of "Legally Blonde: The Musical"

    Post by bigbangislove on Fri 28 Aug 2009, 3:56 pm

    She couldn't be "legally" blonde anyways!
    Bottled blonde perhaps.

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