A Disgrace to Chocolate

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    A Disgrace to Chocolate

    Post by Hime on Sat 07 Nov 2009, 11:09 pm


    (They look like they’re groping each other)


    Most of us STANDers are female, and the common female stereotype (which is generally true) is that we girls like chocolate. Er, duh…? I mean, chocolate is sweet and creamy and…

    Anyways, back onto the topic at hand (I’m making myself hungry now).

    I’m not the kind of person to keep up with SME, stalking their every move and spazzing out whenever they release a new video, especially a SNSD video. So when I saw that there was some new song titled “Chocolate love,” I was very reluctant to view it. However, after one of my friends commented that the song was “catchy,” I caved in and watched the video.


    Give me some credit, I watched the whole thing >.>


    Well, um, first of all… isn’t this a recap of “Genie?” The song isn’t even an original one; it’s some rehashed version of “Sweet Dreams” by Rachel Stevens. (I won’t post her video because the video itself is hardly better than SNSD) So yay for originality by these girls again! Should I actually take the effort to put my hands together for some “zomg-you-fail-so-much” applause or just close the window?

    I could go through the entire song and write down every single thing that I found disgusting, but that would probably result in a five thousand word rant about how… slutty they look. I really do hate to use that word so carelessly, but I don’t think there’s another word that could apply.

    I actually tried to watch this video with a neutral view, so I was somewhat pleasantly surprised to see that those pink dresses actually covered their rear ends this time around. The song was okay—way too much autotone, their voices sounded weak and strained, etc., etc., etc., but it was SNSD so even the best that you could expect from them really isn’t that much.

    My neutral view soured when I saw the close-ups. First of all, every single one of them looked like they were trying (and failing) to seduce the camera. Not the viewer, not the person taking the video, but the camera, the physical object itself. Those rather awkward smiles and “alluring” looks only made me want to close the window, but… for reasons that I can’t fully explain, I continued.

    The video itself was… decent, I guess. If it only included the segments of them dancing in the pink dresses, it would have been okay despite the fact that the dance itself was obviously a call for desperate ajushis’ attention. But, yeah, couldn’t you say the same for Genie? (…And every other video they’ve made?)

    But after 1:16, I felt like the SNSD girls had taken their rather prostitute-like ways to a whole new level. Pink dresses that at least covered their rear ends? Good, keep it like that. But the scenes of them dressed in what looks like underwear dancing…? Well, I’m sure that they made a lot of cash from that.

    The dance with the fans that started around with 2:25 was purely atrocious. I mean, if it were anyone other than SNSD wearing something else other than underwear, I could have possibly liked the dance—that, and if they had performed it decently. Their dance looked sloppy, disorganized, and they looked like their little hip roll (around 2:30) left me staring at the screen with a “What-the-heck-is-this-and-why-did-I-watch-this-again?”

    I hope that LG manages to sell a lot of phones. Really.

    Oh, and let’s not forget their amaaaaazing live performance…


    Don’t say that they weren’t lipsynching, because they were. And what was with that part at around 2:32 when they were flashing their boobs?
    Anyone catch Yoona’s mistake? XD


    Oh, and one more thing~
    Promo Pictures:
    Spoiler:
    Hyoyeon:

    Yuri: (She does NOT look female, at all)

    Jessica:

    Sunny: =.=

    Tiffany: Tardfanny looking as beautiful as ever ._.

    Seohyun:

    Sooyoung:

    Taeyeon:
    Yes, they look so beautiful, don’t they? But maybe that’s because of… Photoshop…?

    GASP

    “LYK ZOMG I CAN’T BELIEVE IT NUUU SNSD WOULD NVR B PHOTOSHOPPED BCUZ THEY ARE SOOOO BEAUTIFUL!”

    Cough.

    Spoiler:








    Credit for all pictures go to allkpop

    I have a lot to say but I’d guess that you guys have more… so what do you think?
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    Re: A Disgrace to Chocolate

    Post by IhateSOSHI on Sun 08 Nov 2009, 12:19 am

    omg
    what's with the pink dresses and all of those dancing?!
    and what's up with sunny -___-
    SNSD always get a recycle song xD
    why don't they make an album called we're recyclable Razz
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    Re: A Disgrace to Chocolate

    Post by ai_sumairu on Sun 08 Nov 2009, 12:38 am

    *sigh* Recycled again... No originality whatsoever. Don't care anyways. Except what's with like being sl*ts by wearing those white outfits thingy? I think I prefer f(x)'s version better despite the fact that I'm not that fond of that group either.
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    Re: A Disgrace to Chocolate

    Post by silentdictator on Sun 08 Nov 2009, 12:40 am

    Those photoshop pics are very... Very sad

    f(x) so trashed them. And this is the vid where Jessica wears a dress similar to Bom, right? Bom carries it better Cool


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    Re: A Disgrace to Chocolate

    Post by STANDuser on Sun 08 Nov 2009, 12:43 am

    Woah, those photoshop pictures tell alot. I didn't really like the SNSD Chocolate Love, because it was too girly. f(x) on the other hand, had a more rough feel to it, which I liked. <3
    Forgot to add, JesSICKa's eyelashes scare the heck out of me.
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    Re: A Disgrace to Chocolate

    Post by KangNaMi on Sun 08 Nov 2009, 1:30 am

    It most be embarrassing to be creamed by your hoobaes..
    Especially Jessica..
    Normally the big sister is the one who should be the role model but what happened..
    F(x) totally owned them..
    I can't believe SNSD has been in the industry for, well, more than two years if I am not mistaken..
    SNSD is so immature..
    You call that sexy?!
    More like slutty..
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    Re: A Disgrace to Chocolate

    Post by kxluv on Sun 08 Nov 2009, 2:10 am

    i never had the guts to watch that performance...
    seriously..what's up with their voices!?....trying to sound sexy..pffft..
    and sucks for them..f(x) was the one who got to perform this song during events..even on events not related to the chocolate phone...that says a LOT...maybe it was a mistake that LG hired snsd to endorse this product...they just wasted a lot of money..

    SNSD got owned by their hoobaes bigtime!
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    Re: A Disgrace to Chocolate

    Post by lirujoong on Sun 08 Nov 2009, 3:06 am

    honestly I found like 3 mistakes throughout their performance.... that's kind of sad
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    Re: A Disgrace to Chocolate

    Post by xsilverettex on Sun 08 Nov 2009, 8:46 am

    it felt like i was watching moulin rouge all over again and i haven't even watched the movie before. from their dresses they were wearing in their promo (referring to the first picture), they really downgraded and basically just wore bras & panties for that "live" performance.

    hey! it's like a striptease, hold the tease.

    i couldn't bare to watch the whole "live" performance. the dance, the outfit, them singing all combined was just enough for me to gag what's left of my stomach. slutty doesn't even begin to describe them and the perf. i haven't watched f(x)'s version and i doubt i want to but anything is better than snsd & their sex selling methods.

    hilarious article by the way, in a sense of seriousness too.
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    Re: A Disgrace to Chocolate

    Post by rawrxpanda on Sun 08 Nov 2009, 10:03 am

    eewww
    super short shorts and their belly buttons?
    that's just plain slutty
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    Re: A Disgrace to Chocolate

    Post by yesungyesungyesung on Sun 08 Nov 2009, 10:24 am

    IUHH !!! Twisted Evil
    i feel wanna to crush my laptop when i saw it..
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    Re: A Disgrace to Chocolate

    Post by happyme on Sun 08 Nov 2009, 12:30 pm

    i was so scared that i couldn't watch it at first! but i peeked at it a little bit after caving....and i was like Oh my Gosh! my eyes! Arrrg even though i'm not really a fan of f(x), they did better, i like the feeling they gave out much better
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    Re: A Disgrace to Chocolate

    Post by JC_chococat on Sun 08 Nov 2009, 5:39 pm

    I shouldn't have watched it
    now, my eyes hurt (literally)
    anyway, I knew they can't stand wearing that pink dress through the whole song, they just have got to show something
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    Re: A Disgrace to Chocolate

    Post by izzybellboo on Sun 08 Nov 2009, 8:03 pm

    I'm not going to stress how trashy Sunny looks in her solo shot. It's just... Um... yeah.

    Not just a disgrace to chocolate, but a disgrace to females for the very existence of this band.

    Plastic surgery sure has done a lot for them. But their fans are so shallow to overlook that their "beauties" are nothing but fakers.
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    Re: A Disgrace to Chocolate

    Post by SoNe so so,, on Sun 08 Nov 2009, 8:26 pm

    the white outfit is like..eww..stripper

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    Re: A Disgrace to Chocolate

    Post by sandy32000 on Sun 08 Nov 2009, 11:33 pm

    queen Looks like a preview for red light hotel and all the joys you will get there
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    Re: A Disgrace to Chocolate

    Post by pinkrebel18 on Sun 08 Nov 2009, 11:39 pm

    the live perf. is obviously not live what's new..
    these girls always lipsync.. & again they're wearing white granny undies..
    that you can almost see through their souls.. 9 girls in a cabaret dancing
    trashy & slutty.. SNSD a disgrace to female.. disgrace to this girl's generation!
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    Re: A Disgrace to Chocolate

    Post by yesungyesungyesung on Mon 09 Nov 2009, 10:02 am

    poor sicka.. she trying to be blonde.. and she cannot.. coz her real hair was black..
    and now she lose to her own sista.. so embarrassing..
    she want all attention to her.. she want the spotlight..
    but she cant..
    so dumb..
    why cant she just stop and being normal ==a confused

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    Re: A Disgrace to Chocolate

    Post by bigbangislove on Mon 09 Nov 2009, 1:06 pm

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    Link
    There's Rachel Stevens version of the song (save yourself, just posting for curiosity).

    Long story short and to cut out the tl'dr - SNSD and everything about them sucks (what's new?).
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    I'd probably have more to say if I could actually watch the videos you posted but my computer apparently ANTIs SNSD also (good computer).
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    Re: A Disgrace to Chocolate

    Post by whychoosethem91 on Mon 09 Nov 2009, 10:23 pm

    OMG!~ How fake can they get?! What a bunch of unwanted trash! Shocked That song sounds exactly alike. How unoriginal?! Can they do something right for once? Just once would help them.
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    Re: A Disgrace to Chocolate

    Post by kimmy on Mon 09 Nov 2009, 11:58 pm

    look at this pictures carefully...


    you can see that taeyeon but cheek is showing

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    Re: A Disgrace to Chocolate

    Post by kira on Tue 10 Nov 2009, 3:15 am

    died at 2:56 of the 2nd video. i think i saw a manly ghost...
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    Re: A Disgrace to Chocolate

    Post by Belicax on Tue 10 Nov 2009, 6:11 am

    that's the reason I don't buy LG phones!
    No I never will!
    they killed the many reasons why I liked chocolate! and I got scared when I saw the promotional photos! their face is different...AGAIN! is it just me or their faces are a little fat and Tard's face is WAY longer? is just me?
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    Re: A Disgrace to Chocolate

    Post by SoNe so so,, on Tue 10 Nov 2009, 6:35 am

    that white 2 piece really looks like underwear.no that's not sexy.
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    Re: A Disgrace to Chocolate

    Post by disturbed on Tue 10 Nov 2009, 8:03 am

    Sunny kinda distracted me in their perf. It was like she had flab hanging out. WTH.

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